Thursday, December 11, 2008

Isn't this a sports blog?

Yeah so lot of random stuff recently, let's get back to basics with some quick thoughts on what's going on in the world the last couple of days.

First, Sabathia. The contract's insane, I'd rather have Teixeira, but the Captain is happy with the move and I may have bet on us getting him so if the rumors are true, okay then.

The Mets trade. Putz's agent says he doesn't want to be a setup guy, although that could've been just to get him out of Seattle. Either way, K-Rod/Putz are infinitesimally better than Kunz/Heilman, good trade for the Mets. They still suck though.

The newest news, a source on ESPN.com saying there's jealousy on T.O.'s part of Romo's relationship with Witten. I was trying to keep this blog PG-13, but enough's enough, so for one paragraph, earmuffs it for me if you need to.

ESPN, shut the fuck up. Media, shut the fuck up. Players on other teams commenting about the Cowboys, shut the fuck up. All you've been doing since we signed T.O. was stoke nonexistent flames and say it's only a matter of time until Romo gets Garciaed or McNabbed. After a loss, guys are going to be frustrated. If they say things in the heat of the moment about how we as a team played, as T.O. did this week, so be it. What matters is that on Sunday he will show up and play his ass off as we rape the Giants in the face. And if the worst should happen and he runs his mouth to the extent changes need to be made? We got Roy Williams for the next 5 years who's 8 years younger and almost as good already, so worry about your own team. (Quick note about the Giants since we are playing them this week and since I need to put this in the cursing paragraph: Your quarterback is still a hermaphrodite bedwetter with Down Syndrome and your #1 receiver is fucking retarded. You will lose by at least 2 touchdowns this Sunday, maybe 3. Guaran-Dachs-teed.)

Alright, earmuffs off, it's safe to come out now.

The Knicks and Rangers won last night, that's good.

Cuttino Mobley retired, that's unfortunate for him.

Dylan wants me to mention how we shot pool a couple of nights ago, and Taz wants me to mention how I got back-to-back 100%s on Guitar Hero:World Tour playing Rooftops by Lost Prophets and The One I Love by R.E.M. Done and done. (Moishe, if you want that video, all you have to do is ask in the comments. Make me feel warm and fuzzy baby.)

And finally, quick shoutout to Leighton.

1 comment:

AEF said...

Ooooo - can i have the vid? pleeeease!