Because the Yankees missed the playoffs when there was a blog dedicated to Jeter Christ.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Deathmatch Results Round 1
I was really going to get to that Marbury chat, but a more pressing matter has come to the forefront. The early games in the first round of Deathmatch have just ended and here are the results:
Chin-Chan killed Matt Berger. Matt was a captain (not to be confused with The Captain), so this eliminates his team from victory (although those surviving members -The House, Broken Bobbleheads, Raped in the Face- can still kill others).
Pop a Hoodie annihilated Ed. Pop a Hoodie is one of the favorites to take down the big prize while Ed really had no idea what he was getting himself into.
Romo beat Decisio-CHOICE. All there is to say about this one is ROMO!
Rappaport beat and pillaged Ellen May (she was a captain so this also eliminates WiiTV, Rihanna, MotherChucker from winning). Another of the Klinger representatives advances.
B.Y.O.B. on Expert took down Electron Density, which sucks for Mohinder, although that does eliminate 1 of the myriad possibilities.
More to come as the results come in. May the best man/chick/concept/phrase/whatever the hell else is in this game win.